The Kristaps Porzingis Song is Certified 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Ham… follow on Twitter @yourboyham11


There aren’t enough fire flame emojis in the world for this track. I had to write this from a different laptop because mine burst into flames every time I play this track. That beat is the type of shit they give to Meek Mill to scream over, not some Latvian Patton Oswalt. But dude has BARS… and is apparently as aggressive as Meek Mill too.

I’m so in on the Zinger now. Not just because he’s going to be the best international player of all time*, but because the guy knows basketball culture. He’s already immersed. Dude reads WorldStar every day and now has an entire (fire jam) rap song about himself. I think he officially has the most street cred of any player in the Draft. I don’t see Meek dropping a Philly Anthem for Jahlil Okafor. I didn’t see D’Angelo Russell in Kendricks last video? I don’t see– well I guess there aren’t Minnesota rappers for Towns but still.

First it’s this Latvian jam, next thing you know Kristaps is gonna be doing a Reebok commercial with Jadakiss. At the very least Action Bronson is making an entire mixtape about him. And he’s probably already booked for next years Rocafella Records tribute at the 2016 BET Awards. Are we sure he’s actually from Latvia? Because at this point I think he was raised in the South Bronx. Killing y’all on that basketball shit. Mayonnaise colored skin he push Miracle Whips…

*Totally fair prediction

Seriously though I need Big Kris in every hip hop video like Jalen Rose.


(I’ve had this screenshot saved for like 3 months. No clue why. Always just thought it was hilarious. Huge Lox and Jalen fan. Now I finally have a blog to use it for. All because of the Zinger. BIG SHOUTS TO THE HOMIE KRISTAPS!)


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