Look At This Fat Ass Great White Shark in Mexico Thinking He’s Hot Shit

by Ham… follow on Twitter @yourboyham11

Oh look at me! I’m a big fat shark! Look at me float! Whoooaaaa! 

You know why this is the largest Great White ever seen? Because this fat fuck is so overinflated that he can’t stay in the deep ocean. He literally floated up because he’s so fat.

And I’m supposed to be scared? Look at him, just floating along like a meatball, exerting as little energy as possible. I mean there was a person right there and he was too lazy to eat him. I could bath in fish blood and swan dive into the water and chubs here wouldn’t catch me. He’s like one seal away from riding a rascal scooter through Wal-Mart and I’m supposed to call him the world’s greatest predator? No chance. Get this Bobby Bacala shark the fuck out of my face.

P.S.   Do you think Sharks in Mexico speak with a Spanish accent? They definitely do, right?

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