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Fox News — A Christian numerologist claims that the world will end next Saturday when a planet will, supposedly, collide with Earth. According to Christian numerologist David Meade, verses in Luke 21:25 to 26 are the sign that recent events, such as the recent solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse.
The verses read:
“25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’
“’26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.’
Meade has built his theory on the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, which he believes will pass Earth on Sept. 23, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, according to British newspaper The Sun.
me, looking at this Planet X
Now… we’ve all gotten these jokes off before. The world is gonna end? Good. About time. Hahaha. Good laugh. Good bit. Funny stuff. And that’s by no means a joke. I really do get a kick out of it in a strange, kind of fucked up way because… well because the best comedy is based in truth, right?
And come on… who wouldn’t be pumped if we all ate it this Saturday? Look I have no complaints about my life. And yes, there is so much to look forward to. I get it. But what if there was just… nothing. Like. Nothing. If the world ended on Saturday everything is just gone. All our accomplishments, all our failures, all our experiences… All of it… gone. That’s kind of cool, right? Like EVERYTHING is just gone. You can’t miss anything and nobody can remember things and nothing matters at all because anyone and everyone there ever was is just gone. Okay maybe cool isn’t the right word. But I don’t know… it’s just a really crazy thought. Right?
But hey have a great rest of your Monday guys!
P.S. All jokes aside, as much as I don’t actually want the world to end… this Saturday would be a pretty dope “last day on earth”.
I’m gonna be day drinking, watching college football, eating entirely too much Italian food at the Feast Of San Gennaro. Like if I have a nice buzz going and I’m watching Clemson wax Boston College and I have a full ball of fresh moozedell in my mouth and I see Planet X flying towards us to end it all I’ll at least know I died a happy man.