I’m a basketball blogger. First and foremost, above all else, I write about basketball. I don’t want to write about this music video. It’s the worst thing ever made. It’s a conglomeration of viral memes and vine stars with the expressed consent of getting you to watch it for how bad it is, and whoever came up with the concept for the video should be so heavily banned from filmmaking that he can’t get work mopping loads off the floor of an amateur porn shoot. But it’s still basketball. And as a basketball blogger I have to blog about it.
The Minnesota Timberwolves are going 0-82 this season.
P.S. I’ve never really picked a side I’m on in the Katy vs. Taylor fight. As far as I see it they both take a back seat to Rihanna… but I get it, that’s not the debate.
And look… don’t get me wrong… they both make BANGERS.
Shake It Off… 22… Love Story…
Firework… Roar… Dark Horse…
Heat. All around.
But this… this plus the couple of stinkers on Katy’s album… I mean if Taylor drops some heat tonight it’s over. O-V-E-R. I’ll be #TeamTaylor for life. Jot that down. Can’t wait.