Hey man… say what you will about Hitler… but at least the guy never gassed his own people. Well, I mean, you know… like he didn’t do it in public. It wasn’t like he just dropped chemical weapons in the town square all willy nilly. There was some structure to it. It was organized. He had his gassings organized and by god was it efficient. That’s what made Nazi Germany one of the greatest empires the world has ever seen. They were organized. They were efficient. Everyone looked sharp. Everyone looked the same. There was uniformity. Man, those were the days. Wouldn’t it be great if we could go back to that… Nineteen thirties Germany. A great empire, a tremendous empire. Wouldn’t it be great if we could operate a little more like the Germans. I mean think about that. German cars… the best. Just the best. Those engines. Whew.
Say what you will about Hitler… but at least the guy wasn’t Hitler.
I mean we are literally living in a season on Arrested Development. The more and more I think about it, the more I’m in on the idea that we’re living in a simulation like Elon Musk said. We’re living in a simulation. And the news chyron writers are our simulation’s version of Ron Howard. God damn those first three season were incredible
P.S. Yes it is Passover and yes this picture was tweeted 18 hours ago. Impeccable timing.