Watch the Jab Step video on TMZ because they’re a garbage site that won’t let me embed their video
Why should I live in history? Huh? I don’t want to know anything anymore. This is a world where nothing is solved. You know, someone once told me time is a flat circle. Everything we’ve ever done, or will do, we’re gonna do over and over and over again. And because the Knicks are the Knicks and nothing ever changes, that means that the second Carmelo retires in nine years they’re going to draft his then-18-year-old son. And little Melo Jr. and little Lebron Jr., they’re gonna be on that Madison Square Garden Court again. And again. And again. And we’re going to Melo Jr. run down the shot clock jab stepping at Lebron James Jr. before hoisting up and bad long two pointer. Forever.
P.S. Really interesting nature vs. nurture debate if you look at Lebron James Jr. and little Melo here. Lebron Jr. is the best passing 10 year old in the world and little Melo is here jab stepping like a high schooler. Is that learned? Is that innate? Is that a coincidence? Is that fate? (Fire rhyme scheme there Ham). I don’t know. I tend to lean somewhere in the middle on the nature vs. nurture thing. I can see the arguments for both sides.
Maybe I’ll just abandon my future child and see if they become a sensational blogger who is great at falling down. Yes, that’s right… falling down in a coordinated manner was literally the number one skill I could thing of. I’m a phenomenal faller. Never get hurt ever. Seriously, that’s all I’ve got.