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Okay so I guess I’m a dedicated 120 Sports watcher now. Didn’t see that coming today but I guess that’s just part of life I live. What is 120 Sports? I have no idea. Never heard of it. But hey, if they’re smart enough to hire the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my entire life then they must be a pretty smart website right? Let’s go check it out…
NO WAY… NO FUCKING WAY… no way did that just happen.
I mean… you can’t make this shit up. The smokeshow perfect 10 drop dead gorgeous daughter of the coach of my New York Knicks gets hired by a website and I open that website for the first time ever at the EXACT moment that a replay of my Clemson Tigers winning the ACC Championship last year and ohbytheway I’m sitting here next to my roommate who is a diehard North Carolina fan.
That is un-fucking-believable timing. Timing that is… dare I say… fate? I mean this is fate right? This is what fate is. It has to be fate. HAS TO.
Things like that don’t just happen. This is no coincidence. This is something that’s meant to be. This has to mean what I think it means right? This means……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. that my best friend Kristaps Porzingis and Abby Hornacek were meant to be.
I knew it. I fucking knew it. I said back when Jeff Hornacek was hired that these two were meant to be. I made that picture on May 19th because I knew… I KNEW these two were meant to be together. Just look at them. The future MVP of the league and the most beautiful woman in the world. Two perfect human specimens. Two trancendent talents. Basketball royalty. My god the kids those two will make…
Oh and as for me? I’d love to call it fate for myself with Abby but I’m already taken and I don’t think my future in laws would like me flirting with another girl.
It’s okay though because me and Aly and Kristaps and Abby can just go on double dates and be best friends and be neighbors and raise our future star athlete children together.
I’m cool with that.
P.S. I still can’t get over the fact that I opened that site to the Clemson-UNC game. I mean what are the chances of that? I saw this Abby Hornacek news five hours ago and waited until now to blog it. And I just so happen to open the site when a replay of my college team playing my roommate’s college team is on and he’s sitting right next to me. Wild timing. I mean fate. Yeah, it’s fate.
P.P.S. 24 days away OHMYGOD TWENTY FOUR DAYS OH MY GOD YES
