Bodhi. So hot right now. Bodhi.
In all seriousness, this is a brilliant move, right? Male models are the worst. THE WORST. All fucking in shape and naturally handsome and shit. Fuck that noise. I’ll be shopping online for something and then the second I see it on a male model it’s like… well shit, that’s not gonna look good on me AT ALL. Total confidence killer. If anything, male models encourage me not to buy shit.
You know what’s not a confidence killer? A cute as shit dog wearing men’s clothes. I mean… just look at this guy
I laughed my ass off going through Bodhi’s instagram. Enjoyed each picture more than the next. And you know what I also thought the whole time? “Oh shit, that might look good on me.”
No male model intimidation. No thought of how that might fit on me. I just saw some stylish clothes on a cute as dog and thought, “Hey, that’s a nice shirt.”
If one store committed itself to modeling all it’s clothes on dogs, I can absolutely guarantee you I’d buy their clothes whether they fit or not. It’s not deception, it’s just distraction. And I’ll gladly be distracted by any and every dog ever. Especially my man Bodhi here.
where have I see that before…
P.S. While we’re here… free consultation here for all online retailers: Find fat, schlubby guys to model your clothes. You make a fat, schlubby mess look good in a shirt, guess what? Other fat schlubby messes are going to buy your shirt. You know who makes up the large portion of 18 to 35 year old males? Fat, schlubby guys. Boom – major sales increases. The whole plus sized thing? That doesn’t work for women. Women want to see in-shape models because they’re continually trying to better themselves. Guys? We’ve pretty much given up at this point. Just give me something that won’t accentuate my manboobs and looks relatively stylish and that good enough for me
P.P.S. YOU KNOW THERE’S NO WAY I CAN HANDLE A CAGE MAN