Bill Cosby Claims He’s Completely Blind Now… I’m Calling BS

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Page Six  —  Bill Cosby is now “completely blind,” said a well-placed source, who added that the embattled comic is “in his own personal hell.”

The disgraced comedian once known as “America’s Dad” is now confined to his Pennsylvania home with only his incomprehensibly loyal wife, Camille, at his side. 

The source close to Cosby told us, “His alleged victims may take some solace in the fact that he’s in his own personal hell. He has been suffering from a degenerative eye disease and is completely blind . . . All his Hollywood friends have turned their backs on him.

“He is confined to his house in Pennsylvania, and the only person on his side is his wife, Camille, who is masterminding his defense. His only friends are the small army of lawyers on his payroll.”

Although his top lawyers, Brian McMonagle and Angela C. Agrusa, didn’t respond to questions from Page Six, Cosby’s sight has been slowly fading for some time. In January, Monique Pressley, another of his lawyers, said of his strange appearance in his mug shot, “He’s a 78-year-old blind man who they’ve chosen to charge. That’s not a defense to a charge, that’s just a fact.” It explains why he is led into court by lawyers and reps on both of his arms. (He turned 79 on July 12.) Since then, the condition has become far more severe.


B-B-B-B-B-BUUUUUUUUULLFUCKINGSHIT Bill.

Bullshit.

If Bill Cosby is actually blind I will fuck myself with a pudding pop. You have to be the most gullible person alive to believe that this mother fucker is actually blind. Oh is this your personal hell, Bill? Should the victims take solace in knowing that life is reawwy reawwy hawd for you now Bill? Get the absolute fuck out of my face. This is the worst attempt to gain sympathy since OJ Simpson shamelessly crawled to a black church after the trial.

You think anyone is gonna change their minds about you because you can’t see, Bill? Motherfucker you raped like a MILLION women. There’s no coming back from that. Whatever you wanted your legacy to be is fucking finished, and no wildly fraudulent claims of blindness are going to bump your approval off that 1.0% it’s at right now. None of your old Hollywood friends are coming back. It’s just you and your suspiciously ride-or-die wife and your gaggle of lawyers and that’s pretty much it. That’s not changing. So even if you are really blind, which you’re not, and living in “your personal hell”, why not just put a bullet through your (still working) eye and be done with it?

And by the way… how about the balls on Bill and his lawyers to claim blindness as his personal hell. Motherfucker… WHAT?

Look, I’m on record as saying I’d lose every other sense before I lost my sight. Hearing? What a bummer, I get to ignore everyone ever. Such a shame. Taste? Whatever, I’ll eat healthy and get skinny and hot af. Smell? What in the absolute fuck does smell even do for you now? Touch? Do I even have to explain this one? But sight? Losing your sight would fucking suuuuuuuck. I can’t even imagine not being able to see. Shit, I can’t even imagine not having 20/20 vision. If I had to deal with glasses and contacts every day I might kill myself. I honestly don’t know how I could live on this earth if I couldn’t see.

But to claim that’s your personal hell? Really Bill? Blindness is your personal hell? Nothing worse than that? Because I can think of a couple more things that sit a few levels lower than blindness in the depths of hell. Here’s a hint, one of them rhymes with “getting baped by Sill Nosby”. Any guesses Bill?

 



P.S.   On second thought, yeah this dude is probably going blind.

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I guess when you spend half your life rolling your eyes in the back of your head from pudding pops and nonconsensual orgasms something is bound to go wrong with your eye sockets.

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