God, is there anything worse than third wheeling with Blake Lively on your lap? Ugh. The worst. Ryan is #SoMe in this picture. The awkwardness, the deadness inside, the supermodel wife on my lap. Give me enough time I can think of like 13 more ways that Ryan is all of us in this picture. Nothing worse than third wheeling with #HiddleSwift. Buzzfeed just gets me, you know? Buzzfeed gets all of us. I guess that’s why they get the big bucks, am I right?
*opens new WordPress doc*
“17 Different Ways For A Blogger To Kill Himself When He Reads How Much Money Buzzfeed Makes”