Ahhhhh shit. You know what, this is probably the end of the road for #ShirtlessSwish. It’s one thing when old columnists are telling you to put a shirt on… or your teammates… or people at a golf course. They can all go to hell. But Barry O? Bruh… that’s Barry. Swish listens to no man, but Swish still gets that it’s Barry. So I’m guessing by now JR probably has a shirt on, right?
Yeah… there it is. What a bummer. It took five days and fifteen bottles of Henny, but we’re finally here. It looks li– wait a second. What… what’s J.R. signing in that picture? Is that… is that a…
BRO HE SIGNED A PIPE.
EARL JOSEPH J.R. SMITH THE THIRD JUST SIGNED A PIPE.
THE SUMMER OF SWISH ROLLS ON.
THIS IS THE BEST SUMMER EVER.