The second cop to jump in and start punching? That guy is ride or die. He’s the Samwise to your Frodo, the Gromit to your Wallace, the Chewy to your Han. That dude has your back in a bar fight.
You know who the real MVP of this video is? It’s the cop in blue. The second guy who jumped in there. That guy is a fucking friend.
Talk about a ride or die man right there, huh? That’s the dude you want next to you in a bar fight. That’s a guy who has your fucking back. That’s Samwise to your Frodo, the Gromit to your Wallace. He’s the Cal to your Ricky, the Cameron to your Ferris, the Goose to your Maverick, the Short Round to your Indy, the Scooby to your Shaggy, the motherfucking Chewy to your Han.
He’ll follow you to the ends of the earth and back, just because he’s your boy. He’ll disregard all moral and ethical guidelines to have our back. He’ll cop to your crime. He’ll take your bullet. And he’ll do it all without so much as a moments hesitation. That’s true friendship right there. That’s a bond. And sure this cop is probably just another high school football backup linebacker turned cop who uses this position of authority to take out all his pent-up frustration and insecurity. He just saw an opportunity to take out some aggression and utilize the “I was just driving with the traffic” excuse that he hears every time he pulls someone over for going 65 in a 55 to pass time in between car naps and paperwork in his piece of shit donut grease coffee-stained ’94 crown vic. I bet the two cops throwing haymakers don’t even know each other. They’re just two pieces of shit doing piece of shit things. But that whole “best friends” bit was totally worth it for the sake of shouting out Wallace and Gromit, right?