Breaking Down The Giants Schedule, Mike & The Mad Dog Style

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Going Win/Loss through the Giants schedule, through the eyes of Mike Francesa. 


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND  GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY. How are you today. Nice to have you with us on a Friday in New York, on the 15th of April, the year two thousand and sixteen. Good to have you aboard with us today. We’re gonna chat to you about what’s happening in the world of sports. We got the NFL schedule release last night. Gonna run through the Giants schedule right here. Mike, howahyou?

*grunt, sip of Diet Coke*

“Week one, in Jerry’s World Mike.”

“Eli? Dallas? Week One. Win.”

“Week two, home for New Orleans”

“Win”

“Week thr-r-r-reeeeeee, home, Washington”

“Another one o’clock start. Duh Giants fans love duh one o’clock stawt. Win.”

“Week four, Minnesota, new stadium, indoors, tough team that Minnesota, huh Mikey”

“Win”

“A win, Mike? Minnesota made the playoffs last year Mike!”

“Win”

“Ok… Week five, Sunday night, in Lambeau Mike”

“Rodgis, Sunday night, Lambow, dat’s a lawss.”

“Week six, home, Baltimore”

“Dat’ll be a big test for Makadoo. Short rest. Likely off a loss. Well coached Baltimore team. He passes. Win.”

“He passes, Mike?”

“He passes. Win.”

“Week seven, the new LOS Aaaaaangeles Rams Mikey. In LONDON Mike! Across the pod Mike!”

“Duh London game?”

“The London game, Mike”

“Rams, duh rookie cue bee. New cue bee, nawt even in duh states. Anotha Giants Win.”

“How about the London game, Mike? You a fan of the London game”

“London? Europe? Europe doesn’t do football, Dog. Get Lawst”

“Bye, week eight… Week nine Mike, home, Philadelphia”

“Tom’s teams, neva good off duh bye. I see a lot of Tom in Makadoo. Giants always struggle with Philadelphia at home. Lawss.”

“Week TEN Mike, Monday night, Cincinnati, in the Meadowleands.”

“Eli, always good awff a loss. Duh Bengals, Marvin Lewis? Dalton? Frauds. Win”

“Week eleven, home, another one o’clock Mike, vs Chicago”

“Duh Bears? Gawbige. Win.”

“Week 12 Mike, AT Cleveland”

“Duh Browns? Gawbige. Win.”

“Week 13, at Pittsburgh. Never know how heathy Roethlisberger will be, Mike”

“If Ben’s healthy, dat’s a lawss.”

“I heard he lost a little weight this offseason Mike. No more diet coke’s, huh Mike”

*shit eating grin*

“Yeah, they even give you soders at MLB, huh? Where we here?”

“Week 14, Mike… home… Dallas… Sunday night.”

“Win”

“A win Mike?”

“Win”

“You sure about that?”

“Win”

“Ok… Week 15… Detroit”

“Lawss”

“A LOSS MIKE? A win versus Dallas and a loss, at home, to Detroit”

“Lawss”

“Mike, wow, the Giants fans will not be happy with that one Mikey”

“Lawss”

“Wow… Ok, Week 16, Philly… another loss here Mike?”

“Dis is a win. Dey split with Philly. Duh Giants win here.”

“Ok Mike… Week 17… you have them at…………. 11 and 4”

“Eleven and faw? No I had em at nine wins.”

“Mike, you have them at eleven and four”

“Ok, week 17? Lawss.”

“Loss? Mike”

“Lawss. Who’s it against?”

“Washington.”

“WASHINGTON?”

“Washington.”

“Nevahmind, dat’s a win. Here’s the Mink Man. Backaftathis”



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