Everyone here has at one point in their life closed their eyes in class or dozed off meeting. Maybe you got too drunk… or maybe you spent all night on a ladder outside Lebron’s window like John Belushi. Whatever it may be, we’ve all been there. We are all Brian Windhorst.
Hey, we’ve all been there before. It’s happened to the best of us. Every man, woman, and child reading this blog has at one point in their life closed their eyes in class, or dozed off meeting, or fallen asleep on air in the middle of giving us the spawts any way that he can.
Sometimes you just can’t help it. Sometimes there just aren’t enough hours in a day. Sometimes your body just can’t keep up with what your mind has to do. Maybe you were up writing a paper… maybe you got too drunk… or maybe you spent all night on a ladder outside Lebron’s room like John Belushi
Whatever the reason, we’ve all done it. Maybe not on TV, but certainly in a place we shouldn’t have It’s happened before, and it will happen again. I can only hope the next time it happens to me I’m able to recover like Bri Guy. Dude handled it like an absolute pro. Popped right up and had that response on deck. Laughed it off like it was nothing and rolled right into an articulate answer that I’m not even sure was relevant to the question but sounded confident enough to be.
Windhorst might’ve stumbled ass backwards into an ESPN insider job off of the luckiest high school beat in newspaper history, but don’t say he doesn’t deserve it.
Pro’s pro right there.
“Brian you okay to go on air? You look exhausted.”
“Yeah I’m good, just a late night if you know what I mean.”
“Yeah man I hear y–“
“Sex. I was having sex.”
P.S. Don’t ever sleep on Cari Champion. I see you in that dress Cari. I see you.