Before you call this disgusting, just remember that the most popular brunch cocktail is vodka mixed with squished tomatoes and a molasses-based meat marinade, topped with a slice of meat from an animal that lives in it’s own shit. So let’s not get on our high horse here about cereal with a splash of Hennessy.
Say what you want about this particular combo, but don’t sit there and try to tell me you’ve never tried something like this before. If you’re a white person who attended college in the last ten years there is a 100% chance you’ve made some some disgusting food and alcohol combinations similar to the Henny Flakes you see above. As a white person with years of experience witnessing the behaviors of other drunk white people I can tell you that there are few things white people enjoy more than mixing disgusting food and alcohol concoctions. Sure, your combination probably didn’t include Hennessy since, again, you’re white. But if you’re gonna sit here and tell me you’ve never eaten something as disgusting as Cognac-covered-cereal then you’re a goddamn liar. The most popular white person “brunch” cocktail is vodka mixed with squished tomatoes and a molasses-based meat marinade topped with a slice of meat from an animal that lives in it’s own shit. Let’s not get on our high horse here about cereal with a splash of Hennessy.
We’re all disgusting I’m just the first to admit it.