Look at spring semester senior Barry letting it all hang loose at spring break. New job locked up starting in June, already passed the drug test, showing up to class drunk. Just enjoying the hell out of life before reality sets in this summer.
Look at spring semester senior Barry letting it all hang loose at spring break. New job locked up starting in June, already passed the drug test, and is about 5 total assignments away from finishing the 3 classes he took this semester. Sleeps til noon every day, shows up to class with a buzz on, and hasn’t not been high since Christmas break. Just enjoying the absolute fuck out of life right now before reality kicks in. Skipping out on his last day of classes get down to SXSW and get spring break started early. Chilling backstage with Kendrick before his concert, doing dabs with Three Six Mafia, and cheating on Michelle with every coed who ripped five too many shots of Tito’s before she left he hotel room this morning. And he does this all knowing that no matter how much he might regret, or how much more he wishes he could have done, there’s nothing that can stop reality from setting in. He might as well live it up now. Because once graduation day hits and he’s thrown into the real world, then it’s all downhill from there. Live it up Barry O, we’re gonna miss this stuff you when you’re gone.
P.S. Even if you hate Obama, you kind of have to realize that we’re fucked when he’s gone. Like yeah, say what you want about the guy and his policies and your personal feelings of him and blah blah blah. But what normal person out there is taking a Hilary or Trump presidency over four more years of Obama? At the very worst, Obama is just the lesser of three evils.