You know who Dwight is? Dwight is the guy at work who wants to show you ALL of his vacation pictures. He’s your early 50’s coworker who still types on his iPhone with his index finger and doesn’t understand that the whole point of social media is to share things without having to do the whole social interaction part.
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Found this on dwights iPad. Why this guy taking senior pictures as a grown man 😭😭😂😂 https://t.co/XtOwysbPSm—
Sam Dekker (@dekker) March 08, 2016
You know who Dwight is? Dwight is the guy who wants to show you ALL of his vacation pictures. I have no doubt in my mind that he just sat down next to Sam Dekker and started going through the photo album (all of self portraits) from his last vacation before Dekker could turn down the invitation.
Dwight is the guy at work who will come over to your desk after a long weekend and stand shoulder to shoulder with you, swiping through 17 different angles of he and his wife standing in front of the sunset in Aruba. And you just have to sit there and watch it. Because no matter how little you care, and no matter how many blatantly obvious indications you might give that you don’t care, all that matters is that Dwight wants you to see them. You can tell him that you’re going to check them all out on Facebook later in the day, but he’s got “one more” to show you. And he’ll continue to show you one more until you’ve seen all 87.
That’s Dwight Howard. Dwight Howard is your early 50’s coworker who still types on his iPhone with his index finger and doesn’t understand that the point of social media is to share things without having to do the whole social interaction part. And it also works because Dwight Howard could absolutely be the name of a cream cheese white middle aged accountant who’s dad was a fan of Ike.
The only difference here is that this Dwight in an eccentric millionaire athlete who undoubtedly has the weirdest collection of photos available. This one is just the tip, of the tip, of the tip of the iceberg.
P.S. Senior portraits will never not be funny.
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