Giant walls aren’t Christian, huh Pope? Well what do you call those large structures protecting the Vatican. MY COLUMN:
Hey Pope Francis, what’s that you were saying about a wall?
Sounds pretty hypocritical to me. If I was going to sit on my Iron Throne and criticize someone about building a giant great specatacular wall to keep good hardworking God-fearing Americans safe from the rapists and murderers and drug smugglers of Mexicant, I’d make sure I didn’t have a big ole wall of my own sitting right outside my house. A wall that, for the record, couldn’t even keep out Tom Cruise.
Gotta feel pretty dumb now, huh Papa Frank?
Think next time before you come at the king.