The whole vape thing doesn’t really move the needle for me. I just don’t care that much. What I do hate is the person who acts appalled to be anywhere near someone vaping as if mustard gas just blew up in their face.
The whole vape thing doesn’t really move the needle for me. I just don’t care that much. Sure the guys who rip a vape at the bar come off as douchebags. Like 90% of the reason people vape in public is to get attention. But at the end of the day, who really cares? This is what it’s gonna be going forward, and I don’t have the energy to get worked up about something that everyone will be doing in four or five years.
What I do have the energy to get worked up over, though, is Ms. Miller over here waving the smoke away like some mustard gas just blew up up in her face.
The only thing more try-hard than vaping in a public place is the person who acts appalled to be anywhere near it. The person who acts like the puff of smoke hovering in front of her face is going to inject her with cancer. The person who puts on a fake cough because they think they’ll get the vaper to feel bad. And it’s all an act. All an act to get attention and annoy the person vaping because you feel personally offended that some water vaper rolled past your face. So give me a fucking break with the hand wave here Ms. Miller. You’re trying infinitely harder to get attention than any dude named Ian ripping tangerine-flavored vapes in the middle of the bar on a Friday night.
P.S. Remember the “maybe it was a little too close to sucking a robots dick” line from True Detective. I think that was the exact moment we all realized that Nic Pizzolato mailed in Season 2. This, and every single Vince Vaughn monologue.