This video is less “Ted Cruz creeps me out” and more “Ted Cruz probably tortures animals for fun”
No joke, I could only watch that video one and a half times. That’s it. And the only reason I watched that second time was to get this screenshot.
So that I can one-up anyone who tells me they’ve found the creepiest screenshot ever. Seriously, LOOK AT THAT FACE.
That shit made his “world domination” video look like a Leo audition.
I want to curl up into a ball a die right now. I want to crawl out of my own skin right now. I feel like I just watched the first ten seconds of a really fucked up murder documentary and now I kind of think this whole “Ted Cruz creeps me out” thing might actually go deeper than his looks giving everyone the chills. Those were the actions of a dude who collects his own dead skin and licks his victims before he kills them.
“Who wants a kiss from daddy?”