I am in no way joking when I say that Ghostface will have Martin Shkreli murdered for this.
Normally with a story along these lines I would bring a sarcastic take. I’d joke about how Person A murdered Person B with that video. I’d post that rap battle reaction GIF where that kid, ironically, has the face of a ghost. I’d say “let’s go live to Person B” with a meme of a dead person. I’d say there’s no coming back from that. All that good stuff.
But not here. Not this time.
Because Ghostface will have Martin Shkreli murdered for this. I haven’t the slightest shred of doubt in my mind that Martin Shkreli will be dead by next week. You can come at other rappers. Come at Kanye. Come at Meek. Come at Wiz.
You don’t come at Ghost.
No, no, no, no, no. RZA might’ve gone vegan, but Ghost is still a carnivore out here.
All lives do not matter to Ghost. He will put you in the ground for far less than this.
And wouldn’t this be the most fitting end to Martin Shkreli anyway? Death at the hands of Iron Man a.k.a. Tony Starks a.k.a. Pretty Tone? It’s kind of poetic. The most hated man in America, who used his AIDS medicine price gouging money to buy the sole copy of the Wu Tang Album, dying at the hands of the Ghost. I feel like this is the only way it can happen. Harry Potter killing Voldemort or some shit. One week until this kid is dead. Jot that down.
P.S. Shkreli is obviously the worst person in the world, but I’ll give him credit here since I haven’t mentioned it before… buying to Wu Tang Album was an unbelievable villain move that still deserves applause.
P.P.S. I was looking for a way to fit this into the blog because of the whole Martin Shkreli money management agle but it didn’t work so I’ll just leave it here…
“Diversify your bonds” is forever the best line in here, but I still laugh out loud at “THIS AIN’T TRADING PLACES… THIS IS REAL. FUCKIN. LIFE.”