How about Germany trying to quietly release this news on a Friday afternoon, huh? Apparently we’ve got the folks from the NFL PR department over here advising Adolf Merkel on how best to bury a controversial news story. #StayWoke
How about Germany trying to quietly release this news on a Friday afternoon, huh? What the fuck is that?
“Hey everyone, have a great weekend, and ohbythewayjusttoletyouknowMeinKampfisbeingdistributedtoourpeopleagainokayBYEEEEE.”
Apparently we’ve got the folks from the NFL PR department over here advising Adolf Merkel on how best to bury a controversial news story. Just hide that news in a Friday press release, deal with an hour of internet backlash, and watch as the general public completely ignores or forgets about it while they cruise into the weekend. Straight out of the Goodell playbook. By the time Monday hits, something completely new will fill the news cycles. Nobody will even remember that statement you released admitting you knew about the dangers of CTE. Or in this case, the re-release of Hitlers book. And the news will just get buried.
But hey, let’s all just enjoy the weekend right? What could ever go wrong? It’s not like Germany has ever mishandled the stranglehold they currently have on Europe before right? Maybe we can let em start building their air force up again? Maybe send them some tanks while we’re at it? Do we have any extra nuke’s lying around? Maybe they can hold onto a few for us?
Come on people. WAKE UP.
Or don’t… whatever. I guess I’m the only one who’s gonna #StayWoke around here. Just remember that I told you this when we’re sending our children to storm Normandy and save the day again. Idiots.
I’m onto you Merkel. I see what you’re doing you sneaky little Kraut. Not on my watch.
P.S. Jokes aside I actually don’t really care. In reality it’s better to have it out there than to burn or ban it or something. And at the very least, it would make for an absolutely hilarious TV show bit to have someone just ambush interview the people who buy Mein Kampf. Like, “hey man, what’re you buying that book for? Anything you want to say to my buddy Saul Liebowitz here? HUH???”
P.P.S. Be honest… Mein Kampf would be a fire name for a rapper right?