Oh Shit Guys… Alabama Is Using “Technology” To Prepare For Clemson

alabama_tech1.png

OH NO! Technology? What does that mean? Did they discover a way to freeze Deshaun Watson’s perfect passes in mid air? Can their defense now use lasers to finally stop a dual-threat QB? Is there a new level of mind control that they can use on the refs? I’M SO SCARED GUYS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

Follow on Twitter @yourboyham11
Like on Facebook What’s The Action


murraygif1.gif

Oh my god guys, what are we gonna do? Technology? What does that even mean? Did they scientifically make Jake Coker a good quarterback this week? Can their defense now use lasers to finally stop a dual-threat QB? How many more test tubes of HGH are they now able to fit into each lineman? Is Saban going to use that to be taller? Did they discover a way to freeze Deshaun Watson’s perfect passes in mid air? What brain chip did they implant in Kirby Smart’s head to magically solve spread offenses? Is there a new level of mind control that they can use on the refs? Did they develop a drug to stop Dabo from motivating his players? Are their players going to become robots on the field? OH MY GOD GUYS WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO???


P.S.   New technology = GPS trackers on the players = something every team does. Suck the SEC’s dick more ESPN… suck their dick more.


Read more from What’s the Action here.
Email me at ham@whatstheaction.com.
Follow on Twitter @yourboyham11.
A
nd Like the What’s The Action Facebook Page.

WTA_Facebook

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s