NOW this is what america was hoping for when they announced the #WNBA back in 1996… not a bunch of chicks running around looking like,cast members from#orangeisthenewblack…dont get me wrong,they have few #cutiepies but theres a whole alotta #beanpies running around hahahahahaha if #skylardiggins came out like this,I dont care if she missed every layup..imma buy season tickets and I dont even know where the fuck #tulsa is hahahaha #2016newwnbaoutfitPLS and if u think this is sexist,9 times out of 10 u the ugly one and we didnt pay to come see u play anyway #donkeykong …smdh#thiswillbeawesome #soldouteverywhere
I guess this is as good a time as any to shoutout the “girls should only be playing sports in bikinis, lol” crowd. Yeah, guys? You just gonna sit courtside and crack stick to Elena Della Donne throwing low post moves? Maybe gather around with your boys to watch the Women’s World Cup and do a number on yourself on the couch when Alex Morgan gets a breakaway? Just take your pants off and lube up at Roland Garros in the middle of that Sharapova match? You care a little too much about letting people know how straight you are if you’re trumpeting for that. Just take it easy bro. We get it. We all want to see hot women too. Catching the occasional smokeshow like Sky Diggins or Paige VanZant is great. It’s an awesome treat. My dream girl is a hard 8 (fine, a soft 6 if we’re being realistic) who can hoop and sing the Space Jam track to me. But there are a lot better options than on a fucking basketball court to see a lady in skimpy clothing. No normal person is hoping the WNBA goes bikini’s only so that they can turn it on and crank one out during a well executed pick and roll. That’s just weird. Go watch some porn or hit the strip club or something guys. We get it, you like girls too.
P.S. “chicks running around looking like cast members from #orangeisthenewblack” has to cut deep at girls right? That’s just vicious.