JK Rowling Says Trump Is Worse Than Voldemort #AvadaKedavra

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(It works because he looks like a Dementor)



I think we all know at this point that Trump was sent by the Clintons to tear apart the Republican party to ensure Hilary’s victory while simultaneously saving his own fading celebrity. I’ve been saying it for weeks now. That’s not a theory anymore, that’s just a fact. If you can’t see that, you’re beyond naive. The fact that there are millions of really shitty people buying the whole modern-day Hitler schtick he’s running on doesn’t change the fact that he’s only in this race because his good friends Bill and Hilary pushed him into it knowing he’d do it to feed his ego. He’s the most famous person in the entire world right now, and soon Hilary will be the President. And there’s nothing anyone can do about that. Because as long as Trump is in the race, those millions of shitty people will vote for him. Also, if you live in all but like 6 states, your Presidential vote doesn’t actually matter. That too.

And with that in mind… I don’t love this comparison. Don’t get me wrong, that’s a fatality to Trump. Avada Kedavra straight to the heart. Hitler comparisons are one thing. But He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Bruh… You just can’t come back from that. Like a Nerd version of Ether, and I mean that in the most endearing way possible because I fucking love Harry Potter. I mean Voldemort was like, the most evil of all evils. Dude split his soul into seven parts by killing people. SEVEN. That’s self-aware evil… which is why the comparison doesn’t work. You have to know what your soul is to be that evil.  Trump can’t compete with that. His first thought when you say “soul” would be “that city in Chiner or JaPAN or somewhere over there where I put up a Tower two yeahs ago. It was classy.” That’s ignorance. Not evil. Voldemort knew he was evil. Trump doesn’t know he is. He’s just some egomaniacle trust fund baby who thinks this is all a game. He’s preying on the embarrassingly large portion of the country that believes his schtick, all just to feed his own ego, not to purposefully hurt anyone. Voldemort killed people. Trump is just an empty dude who wants attention. So save the Voldy comparisons for ISIS and shit. Maybe even Putin. But Trump is no Voldemort. That’s just giving him waaayyyyyy too much credit. Dude can barely handle bumbling stumbling Jeb Bush in a debate. You think he could match wits with Dumbledore? Get the fuck out of here. Trump probably can’t even work a Wingardium Leviosa charm.

 

 


 

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