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TMZ — Kylie Jenner and Tyga have broken up, and it was sudden and nasty … TMZ has learned. Sources connected with the couple tell us they split Thursday, just after Kylie returned from Australia. One source says, “It’s something Tyga did,” but the source would not be specific. Sources connected with Tyga say Kylie’s the one who pulled the plug and it had something to do with “pressure from the Kardashians.” Kendall was out Thursday night at dinner and we’re told she was upset and had harsh words about Tyga.
Ohhh nooooooo. How sad. What a tragedy.
I guess we’ve finally come to the end of the weirdest celebrity relationship since Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin. The megastar Kardashian-Jenner daughter who got a boob job a lip injections before she could buy a five hour energy*. The trash rapper who openly lusted after a her when she was 16 and he was 23. A modern day Romeo and Juliet.
But more than the age difference, the fact that Tyga looks like lovechild of Whiz Khalifa and a rat will always mesmerize me here. How he pulled a chick like Kylie will always blow my mind. I always wanted to like him for that, but then I would remember how fucking weird it is that he’s seven years older than her. SEVEN. Also his music is trash. That too.
So yeah. I guess it’s over. And I guess there’s now another Kardashian/Jenner on the loose. But to be honest here, I’m more pumped that Tyga won’t be famous anymore than I am about Kylie’s impending whoredom. If that makes me a hater, well then I’m proud to be a hater. Fuck you Tyga.
That feel when you know you’re not gonna be famous anymore because your music is trash.
*Did you know that? CVS will actually card you for Five Hour Energy’s. Can’t buy em if you’re not 18. Wild stuff.
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