CHILLICOTHE, OH — What one Ohio woman thought was a Halloween decoration was something much more horrifying. It was the body of a woman who had been beaten to death hanging from a fence, according to WCPO in Cincinnati. “It was the worst Halloween scene you could ever imagine,” said resident Tammy Dixon. Police say Rebecca Cade, 31, had been killed by blunt force trauma to the head and neck. Her body was found hanging on a fence in the Chillicothe, Ohio neighborhood. Dixon at first thought it was a Halloween zombie. “it was straight out of a horror story,” said Dixon. “She was hanging over there. Her left hand up.” Donnie Cochenour, jr., is charged with Cade’s murder. He’s being held on a $2 million bond. And while police say this was an isolated incident, there have been 6 other women from Chillicothe either missing or found dead recently. Mothers of those women are offering support.
Look, I don’t want to sound like a negative nancy here, but maybe this halloween shit has gone too far. First of all, if you go intensely hard decorating your lawn for Halloween, you’re probably a loser. Some webs in the bushes and pumpkins and maybe a fake gravestone or two is alright, but if your lawn is a mass murder scene that looks like Tony’s mansion at the end of Scarface, you’re probably a fucking weirdo… and definitely a huge loser. When there are people who see a dead body in your yard and think, “Oh, great decoration,” that means it’s gone too far. This shit is too lifelike now, and I’d like to spend the next few weeks not worrying if that corpse on your stairs is an actual dead body. I get if you want to do that whole “one arm hanging out of the trunk” thing, just take it easy and don’t actually have that arm leaking fake blood onto the street. This shit has gone way too far.