First of all, this story is fake. Let’s just get this out of the way. Victor Cruz obviously has side chicks, but this text message is 100% fake. And even if it isn’t, who cares.
Second of all, I can’t stop laughing about the 200+ girls rumor. I don’t know who the person was who saw the (201) area code and assumed that meant there were 201 people in the text, but congrats to that person’s parents. Well done guys. Congrats to everyone who thought that (201) meant Victor Cruz’s fiance took the time to type in OVER TWO HUNDRED PHONE NUMBERS and text them all together about fucking Victor Cruz. And for thinking that even a pro athlete has the time to not only fuck, but keep up a text dialogue with two hundred plus side pieces at once. Way to really think that one through.
It did get me thinking though… Maybe when I’m an All-Pro internet sensation and get caught with a few sidepieces, people will think I’ve been sleeping and sexting with 914 different women at once. Yeah in reality it’s just one of my handful of Westchester sidepieces, but maybe someone is dumb enough to think I have nine hundred and fourteen of them. Yeah it sounds pretty unrealistic for anyone to believe that, but once someone has seen (201) and thought there were 201 people in a text message thread, nothing is really out of the realm of possibilities.
WESTCHESTER NEW YORK, 914 STAND UP
P.S. Let me send a big shoutout to Black Sports Online for covering up the area code so that they could tell their version of the story. It’s hard to run with that storyline when anyone with a brain can see the (201) area code and immediately know that’s a lie. Way to keep up that journalistic integrity BSO. That’s all well and good when you’re going for entertainment, just keep this in mind when you go for a high and mighty journalistic take on something soon. People don’t forget.
P.P.S. Hey Vic, any time you want to get back on the field would be great.