Well actually you can do worse, you can be Michael Pineda giving up six runs in the first inning. Really inspiring a ton of hope heading into the playoffs there Big Mike. Playoffs that we’re not even totally in yet because we can’t beat the fucking Red Sox. It would be great if we could lock in that playoff spot already. I need to start preparing to lose to the surging Angels next Tuesday.
P.S. You can never show yourself at a sporting event ever again after that.