Anyone. Please, can anyone explain how Azealia Banks “owned” Trump here? Please fucking explain this to me. This type of shit drives me up a fucking wall. HOW is this funny? HOW is this insightful? HOW is this insulting to Trump? HOW do people see this shit and say, “Oh Azealia Banks, you’re so fucking clever.” HOW? I’m about to blow a fucking gasket here. I really just need someone to explain this to me.
This has absolutely nothing to do with Trump at all. It could be anyone. It could be Obama. It could be Hillary. It could be Jeb. It could be Bernie. It could be anyone. You know why? Because the most famous magazine in the world interviewed a person for the cover story and that person said “it’s a great honor.” A completely normal thing to say when YOU GET FEATURED ON A THE COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. How is that in any way a ridiculous statement? Anyone who is featured for a cover story of any magazine will say that. And Azealia’s tweet wasn’t even funny. Oh Hitler was on the cover, Azealia? So was EVERY INFLUENTIAL LEADER EVER, you fucking idiot. I just can’t wrap my head around how people are saying she “owned” him. Everyone who has written that is lazy and hacky and overall just fucking braindead. Nothing about that tweet was funny or creative or insightful or in any way a contribution to any of our lives. Fuck you Azealia Banks.
Hold on, let’s just make sure we let everyone who was on the cover know that they’re not special.
Hey Obama, Hitler was on the cover of Time, you’re not special.
Hey Mandela, Hitler was on the cover of Time, you’re not special
Hey Pope Francis, Hitler was on the cover of Time, you’re not special.
Hey breastfeeding mom, Hitler was on the cover of Time, you’re not special.
Hey Laverne Cox, Hitler was on the cover of Time, you’re not special.
Hey Kanye, Hitler was on the cover of Time, you’re not special. And I hated your speech.
Hey Azealia Banks, Hitler also made horrible music and blamed other people for his shortcomings, you’re not that special.
P.S. “You’re not that special?” Really? Is that really the insult you’re going with Azealia? Because I’m pretty sure the only thing that Donald Trump is, is special. That’s why he’s ON THE COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE. You fucking idiot.
P.P.S. Not sure if you could tell, but I hate Azealia Banks.