No matter how rich you are. No matter how famous you are. No matter how much your movies have taken over the globe and made you the most powerful woman in Hollywood. If you’re a white person and you hear Billy Joel, you’re going to lose your fucking mind and gyrate your hips. That’s just a fact of life. If you grew up with white parents, or if you just have great taste in music, you’re going to dance to some Billy Joel, and you’re going to dance in the whitest way possible. Because nothing brings out that awkward, white-person-at-a-wedding dancing quite like Joel. Mix in the white-girl-at-a-concert factor and some very self-aware celebrities, you have the recipe for the whitest dancing of all time. Well done Amy and Jen. And you too Bill. Now go ahead and PLAY SOMETHING FROM THE STRANGER.
P.S. How about Schumer rocking the white trash tramp stamp? It actually kind of makes me buy into her persona even more. If you think about it, it would be weird if Schumer didn’t have a white trash tramp stamp while doing her brand of comedy. Look the part be the part motherfucker.