As much as I would love to shove nine in nails in my back to demonstrate my manhood, I think I’ll pass. I don’t think I’ll be slamming home energy drinks until I go blind while a dude with a manbun and face tats cuts my back open any time soon. I’d rather just sit here with my laptop and my TV and my Netflix and my dog and my couch like a little bitch. I guess I’m just a huge pussy. Too bad.
P.S. Totally and Completely Bad Ass