Suge Knight’s Prison Toilet is Flushing Every 20 Minutes and He is Losing His Mind 

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TMZ — Suge Knight’s life in prison is rough … not only does he have to deal with a toilet that flushes incessantly … he might — MIGHT — have a brain tumor.

Knight’s new attorney, Tom Mesereau of Michael Jackson fame, filed new docs to get Knight into better digs at the jail, for both medical and sanity reasons.

Suge’s lawyer claims Suge is going crazy because the toilet in his cell flushes every 20 minutes — on its own — all day and all night.

To make matters even worse, the jail bed isn’t long enough to hold his 6’2″ frame.

So Suge wants a new cell that doesn’t drive him crazy and allows him to get a good night’s sleep.

Even more serious — Mesereau says Suge suffers from numbness on one entire side of his body and doctors have told him he might have a brain tumor. As such, he wants a place that has full access to a competent medical facility. He’s currently locked up on $10 million bail.

UPDATE — 9 AM PT — Suge’s request to move to a new facility was denied during a hearing in L.A. Ditto for his attempt to reduce bail.

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There’s probably a few hundred people who Suge has fucked over or straight up killed over the last 25 years. Probably even a few thousand. I can’t be 100% sure, but I’d guess at least one of those people has a relative or friend who wants revenge on Suge. And if one of those people happens to be the Corrections Officer responsible for this toilet flushing every 20 minutes and driving Suge insane, that man is a comedic genius.

Because you can’t paint me a funnier picture than this guy…

  
…losing his mind in an 8×5 box as his toilet continually flushes. I would pay money to watch a live webcam sponsored by Pied Piper of Suge in his cell, and I would laugh my ass off every time that toilet flushed and Suge punched the wall screaming.

Which is also 100% why he thinks he has a brain tumor. Hey Suge, your right arm isn’t numb because of a tumor, it’s because you punch a concrete wall every 20 minutes and lost all feeling. Also nobody believes you.

Come to Death Row Records, where the CEO won’t be dancing all in the videos but he also will probably kill you.

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