Serena Williams Just Friend-Zoned Drake Really Hard

by Ham… follow on Twitter @yourboyham11

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AP — The rapper Drake has taken flack for appearing to be a front-runner when it comes to choosing sides in sports. So maybe it’s fitting that he’s in Serena Williams’ corner at Wimbledon.

Drake has been sitting in or near Williams’ guest box during her matches at the All England Club this year as she has made her way to the final.

On Thursday, when Williams beat Maria Sharapova in the semifinals, Drake was at Centre Court. Then he showed up at Williams’ news conference, too.

So a reporter asked Williams whether Drake might be a “lucky mascot.”

Williams rolled her eyes. Drake laughed, leaned forward and covered his face.

“We’ve been friends for, like, so many years,” Williams said. “Just like family.”


So this is why Drake has been trying to get swole. Of course. We all know that he’s been in love with Serena since that Drake-Serena-Common love triangle beef back in 2012. Which actually I’m not sure if we all know because that was one of the most under the radar love triangles that’s ever happened. Anyways Common is out of the picture now. Drizzy has another shot. But do you think Serena–the best female athlete in the history of the world–wants to date someone as frail as Aubrey? Of course not. I mean it’s bad enough that he’s a Canadian that was on Degrassi. You can get away with that if you’re now a rich rapper. But you can’t get away with being a soft body like Aubrey was.

So what did Aubrey Graham do? He got swole. He tacked on mass. He got hard. So hard. Drizzy started hitting the gym every day so that maybe his whole body would be little wider than Serena’s left thigh.

Has it worked? Not yet. You know, since Serena just gave him the “he’s like a brother to me” treatment in front of the whole world. But I won’t give up hope on Aubrey. You can go from 0 to 100 real quick, but you can’t go from frail to swole overnight. Keep at it Aubrey. Also stop skipping leg day.

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